Joint Chiefs of Staff:
HurtPAINdeaD, Exploration - Wears a tux in real life, a flight suit in the game, and uses a sextant in both. Also knows what a sextant is.
Battlus, Internal Affairs - Batty batty banana fanna fo fatty. Also, #DicksOutForBattlus.
Brainator, Operations - Original BGS gangster, always researching new ways to dominate our space.
CRO VUK 56, Internal Affairs - Homo erectus, indeed.
Th3Fallenn, IT - Not sure about this guy, keep an eye on him.
OutrightDragon, Navy - Praise be to Dave.
Squidlz, Internal Affairs - Voiceless voice for the voiceless, a mime on a mission.
God Emperor Ryu, Internal Affairs - The latest beverage from the producers of Wolf Cola: the right cola for closure.
Jmuldo83, Logistics - The founder of the ED Man-Rock Love Association, some question his relationship with asteroids.
Colossal Marlin, Ravagers - We may be as pretty as an Angel, but we sure as Hell ain't one!
DrJekl - He was Jekl Jekl Hyde Jekl Hyde Hyde Jekl!
Jas19ILLINI - Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Ninjamatic21 - The greatest and best of the family physicians. May or may not prescribe you Marinol.
PureStankonia - We're all still trying to figure out if his gamertag was inspired by a smell.
Squadron 1 Leader: x StaYqL - Mixed, PvE-Focused
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
x StaYqL, Strike Group 1 Alpha - What does QL mean, and why should we stay it?
NYC Empire, Strike Group 1 Bravo - Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Mr Greatness08, Strike Group 1 Charlie - I don't want to work. I just want to bang on the drum all day.
Squadron 2 Leader: TG Helljumper - Mixed, PvP-Focused
What do now?
x Kalma x, Strike Group 2 Alpha - It's a Kalmamity!
Rockswift, Strike Group 2 Bravo - The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
EMFDeathPenguin, Strike Group 2 Charlie - His eyes are cold enough to make the other penguins wish they had stocked up on thermal underwear.
Squadron 3 Leader: Stormy Stephen - PvE-Focused
Shit-poster and meme-smith. Doesn't like it when you pronounce it "steffen."
PasteteDoeniel, Strike Group 3 Alpha - I'm the crazy German, that's all you need to know.
HMS ArchAngel, Strike Group 3 Bravo - I'm chopping all of my actions, and mostly power.
NinjaDave04, Strike Group 3 Charlie - I may not look like much, but I am an expert at pretending to be a ninja.
Squadron 1 Leader: DaCorpse
Grumpy, but not as grumpy as Grumpy. That would be too grumpy.
Mogul73, Combat Engineers Alpha - If there are no stupid questions, what kind of questions do stupid people ask?
DaCorpse, Combat Engineers Bravo - The voice of WKXO and the king of drive time talk.
MTRegan, Combat Engineers Charlie - Rack, rack, rack, rack, rack ball!
Squadron 2 Leader: DrFunTimes
Not the doctor of love, but a really Fun Time.
iModar, Combat Engineers Delta - The newspaper sage.
ArtichokeFarts, Combat Engineers Echo - Even smellier than it sounds.
Irish Spacer, Combat Engineers Foxtrot - God created liquor to keep the Irish from conquering the world.
Tartarus Squadron Leader: Mr Grouchy Bear
Finding new ways to steal your stuff since 3303.
Jacob OBegley, Chaos - I postpone life by living, by suffering, by risking, by giving, by losing.
Hairy Polo, Hades - Like most pirates, he is an unshaven bastard, though the Polo bit is rather unlike most pirates.
Colossal Marlin, Judgment - I think we're going to need a bigger boat.
Norsemen Squadron Leader: SweatyVelvet86
Of course I'm not going to be a pirate... I'm going to be a pirate KING!
Savage Sayers, Fafnir - I kill where I wish, and none dare resist.
Magnus Drago, Tiwaz - One's back is vulnerable, unless one has a brother.
Rav3n81, Wunjo - What's yours is now mine. What's mine is now ours.
Deep Exploration Recon Patrol:
Squadron 1 Leader: AVeryAverageGuy
Wears a tux in real life, a flight suit in the game, and uses a sextant in both. Also knows what a sextant is.
Awetwookie, Pioneer - And I thought they smelled bad on the outside....
Gremlinspotter, Endurance - He's already spotted two, it's pretty sweet.
Orange Blitz, Vanguard - He'll plant his flag in your supple peak, if you know what he means.
Squadron 2 Leader: HurtPAINdeaD
There's an important difference between a highway man and a highwayman.
DoG Duggy, Eärendil - Hakuna your ta-tas. It means calm your tits.
Ecmc007, Endeavor - Scuk my peins...
VV33DKiLLER, X-Cosmos - Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.